[LSJ - Smeagol] Created a card we have, see!
[LSJ - Gollum] ...but the players...they will covert it, covert poor Durga Syn
[LSJ - Smeagol] No, they need Durga Syn, they would not 'harm' Durga Syn...would they...?
[LSJ - Gollum] Yes, they would breaks her. Breaks her and snaps her in two with her in-clan superior fortitude for a nine cap. Breaks her and snaps, snaps her and breaks her they would.
[LSJ - Smeagol] No! No! They must not!
[LSJ - Gollum] We must stop them. Smite them. Hurt the little playerses. They shall not gets their grubby mittses on our Durga Syn, our...precious...Durga Syn
[LSJ - Smeagol] No, that would make Durga Syn bad, bad for playerses and bad for rulesmongerses...
[LSJ - Gollum] ...bad for nasty little playerses...we will gives her Quietus! At superior!
[LSJ - Smeagol] NO! Not the Quietus! Bad for playerses! Playerses would shout at rulesmonger! Shout and hounds rulesmonger! Say bad things, hurtful things....'design' things...
[LSJ - Gollum] She can steals their equipments. Steals their trickets and weapons...steals their hearts...
[LSJ - Smeagol] Playerses never liked rulesmonger's heart in a jar, makes playerses happy and treats rulesmongerses better...
[LSJ - Gollum] ...steals them with first strikes she can...
[LSJ - Smeagol] ...playerses talk about first strikes all the time...must like the first strikes...
[LSJ - Gollum] ...dirty playerses likes first strikes, filthy playerses with their hearts and their rapes of mind and nasty, rotten bleed bounces...playerses need the love to like rulesmongers' things, learn to like Valereans and Thaumaturgies
[LSJ - Smeagol] Thaumaturgies? To...to find rulesmongers hearts...?
[LSJ - Gollum] Yeeees! Yees! Find rulesmongers' hearts. At 3 stealth! At range! In the second round! Filthy, nasty playerses won't breaks our card now will theys...our precious, precious card....

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
-Herman Melville